Family Law Lampoon The night before 911 (Revised version of "Power of the Church") http://www.gndzerosrv.com/Web Pages/005GZS - Family Law Lampoon.html

James D. Untershine, GZS of LB, 09-10-01

The Metatron (the voice of the one true God) made a rare appearance to express the concerns of the Almighty.

"Betrayal, in all its forms, has no place in civilized society." said the Seraphim, still smoldering from his fiery entrance.

"Children are the closest thing to God on Earth" he belted out, causing a back draft that charred the entire room.

"The Ten Commandments were provided for your protection." he said, stamping out a small flare-up.

"Could you possibly try not to break, every single one?" he crooned spreading his many wings aloft.

Obviously referring to Family Law as it relates to the Ten Commandments

• God is one and unique -- Children are closest to God not Mom

• Worship of images -- Worship the children not money

• Misuse of God's name -- Children must have rights to their money not Mom

• The Sabbath must be observed -- Persecution of parents never takes a day off

• One's parents must be honored -- Labeling a parent "deadbeat"

• Murder -- Provoking misdirected anger between family members

• Adultery -- No fault divorce

• Theft -- Wage garnishment

• False testimony -- Default court orders

• Coveting one's neighbor's goods -- Impound car for 30 days if you drive on suspended license

"The son of God was crucified to warn you of this day" he continued, wafting the smoke from his eyes.

"This time God thinks they know what they do." he said, coughing intermittently.

Obviously referring to Family Law as it relates to crucifixion

• Splinters in your mind, driving you mad - Child support guideline denies children any legal rights to their support.

• Slashing the backbone of your support - Garnishment of your wages or freezing your bank accounts leaving you with nothing

• Carrying a monumental burden until you collapse - Financial burden that you can never discharge (USC 42 666)

• Attached to this monumental burden you are unable to feed yourself - Your business license is suspended forcing you into financial insolvency

• Attached to this monumental burden you can not transport yourself - Your passport is revoked and your driver's license is suspended

• Attached to this monumental burden you are stuck inside - You are charged with criminal nonsupport and are sentenced to debtor's prison

"Your children will judge you all. The beginning is near." he exclaimed, piling out of the window and soaring upward.

This surprise appearance of the Metatron was in response to Los Angeles County Department of Child Support Services (DCSS) charging God with CAPC 270 (Failure to Provide) regarding God's son (Jesus Christ).

A spokesman from DCSS explained "Policy Studies Inc (PSI) has convinced our lawmakers to make USC 42 666 retroactive." Referring to the "Bradley Amendment" that makes it impossible to discharge a child support arrearage. "Now we can persecute the descendents of these deadbeats who thought they were getting away with not paying child support. In fairness to the fathers we persecute today, we must persecute the fathers of the past. We just want to be fair about this and at the same time send a clear message that 'no one is above the law'."

When asked how much God owed in back child support, the spokesman for DCSS said "In California, the non-custodial parent must pay close to 25% of his net income for one child. A default court order set God's child support amount at $10 million per month, without prejudice to either party." When asked why the amount was so high, DCSS replied "The good news is the separation between church and state allows us to sentence God in abstentia. The bad news is the federal government is refusing to pay 70% of God's reported arrearage. We are feeling sort of ripped off because the federal government is not living up to their promises like PSI said they would."

When asked about Policy Studies Inc (PSI) the DCSS spokesman said "PSI has been invaluable in our persecution of heterosexual taxpayers in California, as well as many other states and countries abroad. California does whatever PSI says when it comes to child support enforcement. California even has PSI review our child support guideline every four years to assure everyone that our state complies with a federal mandate that allows us to do business. If we get a little greedy, we just call PSI to clean things up. I don't know what we would do without them."

When a spokesman representing PSI was asked how they have become such an influence in destroying families and provoking the wrath of God, he responded "At PSI we feel that it is socially useful for us to have fun and make money. We encourage our employees to take chances without worrying about being punished for their mistakes." When asked about possible legal liability for their actions PSI responded "If someone asked you to jump off a cliff, would you do it? We never said any of this was legal. We said that we couldn't believe it wasn't."

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Jim Untershine, 824 E Pass Rd #3, Gulfport, MS 39507, gzs@gndzerosrv.com, www.gndzerosrv.com

Jim Untershine holds a BSEE from Mississippi State University and has 13 years experience in feedback control system design. Mr. Untershine is currently using the teachings of Werner Heisenberg and Henry David Thoreau to expose Family Law in California as the exploitation of children for money and the indentured servitude of heterosexual taxpayers who dare to raise children in this country.